Shinigami Haken Kyoukai parody 1: Szayel
Grimmjow: We are the Arrancar Dispatch Society.
Nnoitra: We obey the rules!
Grimmjow and Nnoitra: Who is breaking them?
Harribel: We are exemplary Arrancar.
Ulquiorra: Always punctual!
Ulquiorra and Harribel: Who is late? Who~?
all the Espada: [Rule] No. 1!
Grimmjow and Nnoitra: Arrancar mustn't wear glasses. (Szayel looks annoyed)
all the Espada: No. 2!
Ulquiorra and Harribel: They must take care of their Zanpaktou.
all the Espada: No. 3! Sundry expenses
must be settled at the end of the month.
No. 4! If you meet someone handsome
Szayel: then you can consider yourself remunerated♡
all the Espada: We keep watch on the scheduled deaths
and devour the souls.
We must never relax our guard
or the Shinigami
will snatch them away!
We are the Arrancar Dispatch Society.
We dance wildly
we are short of breath.
We live a really long life!
Who will be exposed? Who~?
Ulquiorra: No. 5! We work coldly
without even a smile. (Nnoitra: You're the only one who does that!)
Bleach Parody 1: Be Prepared
Aizen: I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But, thick as you are, pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions (Looks at Starrk, who's asleep)
Even YOU can't be caught unawares! (Starrk: "Huh, what?")
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
Aaroniero: And where do we feature?
Aizen: Just listen to teacher (Gin imitates an angry teacher behind Aizen's back)
I know it sounds sordid, but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Grimmjow: Yeah, be prepared, we'll be prepared
Aizen: Well, old-man Barragan has been king long enough.
Grimmjow: Who needs that old bastard?
Nnoitra: Who needs a king?
Nnoitra and Lower Arrancar: No king, no king, la la la la la la
Aizen: Idiots! There WILL be